Author: Amy Alkon

The pint of no return

Your advice to the woman who slapped the man in the bar who tried to guess her age, weight and bra size was completely disgraceful. Yes, she overreacted somewhat; however, your comment \”To avoid attention from men, hold...

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Every witch way but loose

My boyfriend of five years was a father figure to his two stepdaughters from his last relationship, and gets teary-eyed when he doesn\’t hear from them. The problem is, he\’s sneaking calls to them — only calling...

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The pig picture

Are all guys who aren\’t gay, gross slobs? So often, when a guy\’s invited me over after the second or third date, I\’ve discovered such a disgusting disaster area that I wish I\’d worn hip-high wading...

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Pleased to meat you

I turned 38 last week, and through some introspection, realized I\’m unfulfilled. I thought a girls\’ night out might help. The last thing I wanted was attention from men. Of course, at the bar, I ended up getting...

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You get what you co-pay for

I\’ve been arguing a point with a male friend who\’s in a relationship with a very nice woman. His girlfriend got on the birth control patch because they wanted a more reliable method than condoms. She\’s just...

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UPCOMING COMMUNITY EVENTS

  1. VINTAGE MEXICAN FILM WEEK

    July 15 @ 7:00 pm - July 19 @ 7:00 pm
  2. Jimmy O. Yang Headlines Oxnard Levity Live

    July 19 @ 12:00 am - July 20 @ 12:00 am
  3. Channel Islands National Marine Sanctuary – Sanctuary Advisory Council meeting in Ventura

    July 19 @ 9:00 am - 2:15 pm
  4. Rev. Karen’s Mid-Month Devotional Retreat: Happy Independence Day!

    July 21 @ 11:00 am - 2:00 pm
  5. Eddie Griffin Headlines Oxnard Levity Live

    July 26 @ 12:00 am - July 27 @ 12:00 am
  6. KICKBACK AT THE PACC

    July 26 @ 6:00 pm - 9:00 pm
  7. Chef Tour at the Camarillo Farmers Market

    July 27 @ 10:00 am - 12:00 pm
  8. 26th Annual Oxnard Salsa Festival

    July 27 @ 11:00 am - July 28 @ 7:00 pm
  9. Kessler-Haak pouring @ A Taste of Camarillo

    July 28 @ 1:00 pm - 4:00 pm
  10. Steve Byrne Headlines Oxnard Levity Live

    August 1 @ 8:00 pm - August 3 @ 9:30 pm